Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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