Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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