He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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