I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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