dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
