So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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