Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I touched a dick in church today
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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