Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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