that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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