I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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