Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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