just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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