i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Are my feet made of real feet?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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