I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Randomize
