Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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