Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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