I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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