We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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