Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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