Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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