Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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