I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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