Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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