I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
no. you can't hotbox the world.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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