: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
So many bounce houses so little time
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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