i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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