I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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