I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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