It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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