so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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