Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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