i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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