I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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