Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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