I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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