You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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