oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
farters have to be the big spoon...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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