I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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