Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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