It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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