i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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