Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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