Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
