my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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