We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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