i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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