i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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