i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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