i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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