im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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