i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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